By Shoshana Rudksi and Caitlyn Minelli
Harry Potter
Trapped in a cupboard
Prophesied to save the world
Useless without friends
Hunger Games
Katniss, armed with a bow
Does not want to be involved
Killing kids is fun?
Divergent
Hunger Games rip off
A strong female warrior
Saves adults from stuff.
City of Bones
Another Y-fic
A boy and girl united
Spoiler: they go out.
Psych
Shawn Spencer “sees” all
Cops are suspicious of him
Solved crime does not lie.
Shark Tank
A panel of five
So many bad ideas
Why am I in school?
Once Upon a Time
Evil Queen Mayor
Fairy tales and confusion
She’s not all that bad
Game of Thrones
There are no heroes.
Every main character dies.
Winter is coming.
Merlin
Arthur is a jerk
Merlin tries to save him (why?)
They are “good” friends
Doctor Who
Strange blue police box
It’s bigger on the inside
Now, Exterminate!
