Thor

A dude has trouble

Handling the sudden news that

He was adopted

 

The Fault in Our Stars

A grenade falls in love

With a virgin with one leg

We are not okay

 

Oedipus

Be thankful you didn’t

Mistakenly marry mom

And murder dad, too

 

The Lord of the Rings

A 557 minute walk

And a lot of deaths to

Destroy jewelry

 

Little Women

The bitchy sister

Is rewarded with the trip

And the hot neighbor

 

The Metamorphosis

It’s inconvenient

When your son suddenly turns

Into a big bug

 

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

I know your soul and

You’ll soon feel bored and trapped but

Let’s try this again

 

Fight Club

Two faced soap maker

Flipping through catalogs

And throwing punches