HAIKULTURE: Disney Edition

Pocahontas

Historically
Inaccurate but set to
Beautiful music

Naps are a blessing
Especially when they can
Stop a deadly curse

An orphan finds out
He’s a god but still must work
Hard to win the girl

If your uncle kills
Your father for the throne, let
There be “no worries”

Lewis Carroll’s work
is a social satire and
Not about drug use

What if the best meal
You ever ate was cooked by
A Parisian rat?

His son was gone and
So was her memory, but
They found a true friend

Still has a better
Love story than 50 Shades
Of Grey or Twilight

A girl tries to change
Her fate but instead turns her
Mom into a bear

After escaping
Her death, one girl tolerates
Seven male roommates

A woman’s desire
Leads to attempted murder
To make a fur coat

A teenager gives
Up her voice for legs to snatch
Herself a husband

A fake prince uses
Lies and magic to marry
Into royalty

If you do not cry
When Bambi’s mother dies, then
I think you’re heartless