HaiKulture: Plot Summary in Seventeen Syllables (10/24/2014)


Everything you want

Can be yours for the price of

Two buttons for eyes

Toy Story 3

A 2010 film

Made adults cry more than the

Children who watched it

The Hangover

What tigers dream of

Are roofying their wolf pack

And saving both Dougs

Jane Eyre

Love burns like the fire

That his wife in the attic

Used to blind him with

Little Miss Sunshine

Child beauty pageants

Don’t give high scores for heart or

Dancing to Rick James


Life without passion

Is not worth living even

If you are a rat

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